THIS IS AN  INVITATION  TO  YOU…
Broadcast from Colorado State - known for
Blue Clear Skies
Big Mountains, Clean air, loads of Sunshine
Breweries, Casinos and Skiing…
You are invited to
«Buddies Celebrating Sixties»
In burgeoning Capital around South Delhi, with
Open Bar, maybe Company of open Singles -
That you wish were Babes & Chicks – Sure!
If you expect Bombshells, Cute and Sizzling
You picture in dim Bars, Cozy, & Smoky
You are either Brilliant, Crazy or a Stud!
This invitation is in THIS world, & includes your
Biwi, your Companion, your Superior -
Bright, Charming and Scintillating
Beautiful, full of Charisma and Smarts
Regarding your Attire:  A Jacket is mandatory
Whether Blazer, Combination, or Suit
Biwi is fine in either Chunni  or Sari,
Even Bejeweled Creations or Sequins.
You can Arrive by Bus, Car or Scooter,
Bike, Cab or Skateboard – but do RSVP before!
Bring energy, be Cool, Share a laugh
Meet over Beer, Cocktails, and Scotch, even
Beverages like Coke, or plain Soda;  talk of
Burgers, Chips, but not so Salty, or
Bowl of Chatpata Soup
Bakra, Chicken or Sausage, even
Briani, with Curry Sauce
Butter-Chicken Saalan that is
Boneless, Chilly & Succulent,
Bhindi with cumin, and other sabzi
Baingan with Channas …oh Shut-up!
-  Just Drink and be Merry –
Bare your character and soul,
Bury the Clandestine and the Superficial
Discuss events - Bizarre, Casual, or Serious
Banter, Comical or Silly,
Political Behaviors – Capitalist or Social,
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or Sarah O'mama!
Discuss Blue Chip Stocks
Budget Cuts and plunging Sensex
Books, Climate or Science
Business, Competition or Sports
Basketball or Cricket Scores,
Bridge, Chess or Snookers
Bubbly Champagne or Sherry
Burgundy, Chardonnay or Shiraz, their
Bouquet, Character, and Sweetness
Blended Canadian, or Single-malt
Benefits of Cranberries & Strawberries
Boobs, Chicks and … Oh Shut up !
Better  just go to the Ladies and listen to…
Beauty, Cosmetics and Salons
Bringing up Children who never Study
Bollywood, Cinema and Songs,
Bond with Craig in 'Quantum of Solace'
'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' - Squeals included
Holidays in Bahamas, in Caribbean or St. Thomas
Buying Clothes and Shopping for
Beaded Cashmere Sweaters
Bangles, Churidaars , and Salwars
Blouses, Cotton or Silk… Ok, Ok! Hush!
Don't Bore with Combinations all & Sundry
Let's finish with Barfi, or Chutki  Supari, or
Biscuits with cream and sugar,
Boiling hot Chai, Stirred not Shaken
Bilkul Cheeni  kum, Suna apne
And finally, we say  –
Byes with Camaraderie and wishes of Success.
Alternatively, you can stay home and get
Bored on Couch, just Sitting - or slide under
Bed Covers, not  Sleeping - just dreaming
Bull Crap n Shit, like ….
Bikini Clad Sexy girls
Beckoning, Cooing and Smiling – to come to
Bedroom-Cum-Steam-rooms …. with
Babes, Completely without Skirts
No Bras, Cardigans or Stockings
Breasts, Creamy-white and Stupendous
Brunettes, Curvy some Shaven
Blondes Copulating and Stimulating
Banging, Coming and Screaming
Bodies Creamed and Squirted by
Beasts Clearly Soaring
Blasting in Cavities of Sizes, that your
Bespectacled eyes don't Cease to Stare
OK! Now, Before you Ceremoniously Shout
Bas! Coming! Stop! – or,
Bakwas Band! Chup  Saalay!
Let me just conclude and say:
Better Come, Sir ji!  …because your
Buddies are Celebrating the Sixties!
 
 
Footnote:
This invitation will not ask, «Can you Come?» because I realize, that you could do that just as well sitting at home…
It will also not plead «Would you like to Come, Sir?» because that would imply somebody's willingness to lend you a hand, which certainly did not cross my mind; and we certainly do not have any other undue or fancy expectations like «graciously, humbly request, Your Company to come…»

Just   «Be there ol' Chum, End of Story»